The Democratic Republic of Faeloria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Hesketh Family with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 1.171 billion Faelors love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gratush Kymti. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Faelorian economy, worth 36.0 trillion Lumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 30,784 Lumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the Federal Council of Faeloria has been announced as the new Head of State, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faeloria's national animal is the Valtorian Lumenelk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faeloria is ranked 84,906^th in the world and 1^st in queer for Most Patriotic, with 16.85 flags saluted per person per day.