The State of Faiha is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 14.471 billion Faihans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Faihan economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 72,764 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,757 per year while the poor average 12,308, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, military spending is on the increase, and Faiha has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Faiha's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Faiha is ranked 178,077^th in the world and 533^rd in Ancient Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -69.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.