The Disputed Territories of Fake communism19 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.629 billion Fake communism19ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism19ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,503 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 226,843 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 672,488 per year while the poor average 60,065, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism19's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fake communism19 is ranked 261,225^th in the world and 9,110^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -193.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.