The Confederacy of Fake communism38 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.615 billion Fake communism38ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism38ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,422 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism38's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism38 is ranked 131,965^th in the world and 5,615^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,218.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.