The Republic of Fake communism63 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.558 billion Fake communism63ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism63ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,398 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism63's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fake communism63 is ranked 286,476^th in the world and 11,026^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 4.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.