The Republic of Fascist Dutchland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by De Leider with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.388 billion Fascist Dutchmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utrecht. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a Fascist Dutchman economy, worth a remarkable 2,172 trillion Dutch Guilders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,878 Dutch Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Dutchland's national animal is the States Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fascist Dutchland is ranked 253,296^th in the world and 210^th in Nederland for Most Primitive, scoring -163.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.