The Republic of Feat Werande is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning horse population. The cynical population of 10.45 billion Feat Werandeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Feat Werandean economy, worth 440 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,164 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feat Werande's national animal is the horse.

Feat Werande is ranked 67,762^nd in the world and 1^st in The Beach for Most Primitive, scoring 40 on the Scary Big Number Scale.