The Queendom of Feminine Germans is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 41.392 billion Feminine Germansians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Feminine Germansian economy, worth 625 trillion love nuggets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,102 love nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feminine Germans's national animal is the sweety bear.

Feminine Germans is ranked 132,186^th in the world and 1^st in Farkistan for Most Primitive, scoring -43.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.