The Incorporated States of Film Actor Guild is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alec Baldwin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.742 billion Film Actor Guildians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kim Jong-Il Palace. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Film Actor Guildian economy, worth 285 trillion Films a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 76,363 Films, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,313 per year while the poor average 6,268, a ratio of 70.6 to 1.

Nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, bike rage is all the rage, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Film Actor Guild's national animal is the Kim Jong-il, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Team America The World Police.

Film Actor Guild is ranked 111,639^th in the world and 309^th in NationStates for Most Beautiful Environments, with 550.33 pounds of wildlife per square mile.