The Froggy Frogs of Frogish is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by That frog man with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.972 billion Frogishians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frog City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Frogishian economy, worth 743 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,220 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 674,597 per year while the poor average 37,154, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, the finest dining experience in Frogish is chakra-infused grass, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frogish's national animal is the Definitely Not Frogs Thats for sure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Frogs.

Frogish is ranked 1,370^th in the world and 1^st in Astoria for Most Primitive, scoring 219.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.