The Machine Elves of Frost Bell is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.158 billion Frost Bells love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Frost Bellian economy, worth 468 trillion Dandelions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,466 Dandelions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory, voting is voluntary, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is totally unknown. Frost Bell's national animal is the Dandy Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frost Bell is ranked 89,387^th in the world and 1^st in God glory and conservatism for Most Primitive, scoring 15.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.