The Colony of FUOEN33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.949 billion FUOEN33ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving FUOEN33ian economy, worth 877 trillion Citas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,937 Citas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,778 per year while the poor average 12,837, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FUOEN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FUOEN33 is ranked 18,525^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Union of European Nations for Most Primitive, scoring 81.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.