The Republic of Furo Prime is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.142 billion Ferretans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Furo Primean economy, worth 638 trillion bits and bobbleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,155 bits and bobbleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furo Prime's national animal is the Ferret.

Furo Prime is ranked 138,556^th in the world and 1^st in Followers of the Ferret for Most Primitive, scoring -46.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.