Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Hatchling
Location: Lazarus
Population | 12.422 billion |
Capital | Strateigor |
Leader | Nikola Hadares |
Faith | Sepulcrisian paganism |
Currency | Kuurakas |
Animal | Osmiurk |
The Nine Hells of Gopnikea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikola Hadares with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.422 billion Sepulcrists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strateigor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Sepulcrisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,734 trillion Kuurakas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 381,108 Kuurakas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,707,331 per year while the poor average 52,668, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.
Surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gopnikea's national animal is the Osmiurk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sepulcrisian paganism.
Gopnikea is ranked 3,947th in the world and 168th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 224.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gopnikea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Gopnikea's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Gopnikea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Largest Publishing Industry, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Gopnikea's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Gopnikea was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Gopnikea ceased to exist in The Black Hawks.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikea, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikea, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikea, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Gopnikea, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.