The Serious Yet Funny Government of United Allied Systems Nations is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ms Ayley Ryder with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.55 billion Humans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City of Concordia. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Allied Systems Nationsian economy, worth 298 trillion Aros Luzons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,125 Aros Luzons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Allied Systems Nations's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

United Allied Systems Nations is ranked 181,747^th in the world and 3,367^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 17.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.