The Confederacy of Great Green Isles is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.31 billion Great Green Islesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Great Green Islesian economy, worth 904 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,228 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,089 per year while the poor average 2,806, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Great Green Isles's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great Green Isles is ranked 85,029^th in the world and 3^rd in Parrots for Most Primitive, scoring 22.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.