The State of Great State of Oklahoma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.075 billion Great State of Oklahomans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Great State of Oklahoman economy, worth 821 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,464 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,103 per year while the poor average 2,442, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Great State of Oklahoma has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Great State of Oklahoma's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Great State of Oklahoma is ranked 173,196^th in the world and 1^st in State of Oklahoma for Most Primitive, scoring -66.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.