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The Donald's Oppressive Fantasy of Greater Trumpopolis

“COVFEFE!” Supreme Overlord for Life Donald J Trump

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Balder

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Greater Trumpopolis

Population5.14 billion

CapitalDonald Trump City
LeaderSupreme Overlord for Life Donald J Trump
FaithTrump Worship

Currencydollar
Animalcheeto

The Donald's Oppressive Fantasy of Greater Trumpopolis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord for Life Donald J Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.14 billion Greater Trumpopolisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donald Trump City. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Greater Trumpopolisian economy, worth 336 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,501 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can freely debate whether Supreme Overlord for Life Donald J Trump is a great leader or the greatest leader, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Trumpopolis's national animal is the cheeto, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trump Worship.

Greater Trumpopolis is ranked 3,440th in the world and 206th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 274.82 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Primitive: 271stMost Ignorant Citizens: 715thMost Devout: 854thMost Authoritarian: 2,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,608thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,440thNudest: 4,290thMost Conservative: 4,517thMost Patriotic: 4,555thBest Weather: 5,335thLowest Crime Rates: 6,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,655thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,713thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,307thLargest Black Market: 8,668thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,197thLargest Governments: 13,357thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,214thMost Extreme: 22,280thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,641st
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Most Primitive: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 56th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Extreme: 109th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 156th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 206th in the regionNudest: 213th in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 319th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 514th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 526th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 720th in the regionLargest Governments: 750th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 752nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 879th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Trumpopolis's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Greater Trumpopolis's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Trumpopolis, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Trumpopolis, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Trumpopolis, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Trumpopolis, citizens can freely debate whether Supreme Overlord for Life Donald J Trump is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Trumpopolis, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Greater Trumpopolis was refounded in Balder.
  • : Greater Trumpopolis ceased to exist in Artificial Solar System.
  • : Greater Trumpopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.

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