The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.562 billion Greatest pimpsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,150 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 327,645 smackers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, witches' brews set off Geiger counters, and everybody's got wood thanks to grand pimp. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greatest pimps's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is marijuanahism.

Greatest pimps is ranked 287,377^th in the world and 286^th in The Amaranthine Isles for Most Primitive, scoring -509.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.