The Condominium Association of Green Briar is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Josef with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.72 billion Green Briarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farmington. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Green Briarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,947 trillion Marijuana Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 252,324 Marijuana Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, all you have to do is pray to get into Green Briar, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Green Briar has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown. Green Briar's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Green Briar is ranked 23,200^th in the world and 399^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.25 law-abiding acts per hour.