The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde 26 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 6.486 billion Guinea Pig Horde 26ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Administration, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Guinea Pig Horde 26ian economy, worth 280 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,309 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde 26's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinea Pig Horde 26 is ranked 56,852^nd in the world and 3,377^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.46 law-abiding acts per hour.