The Greater Federation of Haihenkvik is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Executor with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.434 billion Haihens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeloria. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Haihenkvikian economy, worth 591 trillion Kviklars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,330 Kviklars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Hanging Gardens account for half of Aeloria's water use, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Haihens make research institutes rich, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haihenkvik's national animal is the Firebird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Humanistic Atheism.

Haihenkvik is ranked 42,095^th in the world and 1,995^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 61,911.32 Standard Monetary Units.