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The Democracy of HUElavia

“For God, For Glory, For Liberty, For The People”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: the South Pacific



Population9.244 billion

LeaderPresident Ruben Fernandez-Casillas
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Democracy of HUElavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Ruben Fernandez-Casillas with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.244 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,606 trillion Hueks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 281,973 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and communists in HUElavia note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 2,624th in the world and 295th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 27,053 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 322ndMost Inclusive: 455thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 499thLargest Welfare Programs: 513thMost Developed: 567thMost Subsidized Industry: 617thMost Cultured: 631stLongest Average Lifespans: 679thNicest Citizens: 691stMost Rebellious Youth: 762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 921stLargest Governments: 1,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,072ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,111thSmartest Citizens: 1,122ndMost Pacifist: 1,217thBest Weather: 1,301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,306thHealthiest Citizens: 1,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,515thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,625thHighest Drug Use: 1,718thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,862ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,024thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,163rdMost Devout: 2,447thMost Influential: 2,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,044thRudest Citizens: 3,650thLowest Crime Rates: 4,172ndHighest Economic Output: 4,214thMost Efficient Economies: 4,597thMost Politically Free: 5,241stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,708thNudest: 6,956thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,148thSafest: 11,378thLargest Retail Industry: 11,513thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,032nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionMost Politically Free: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Devout: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 104th in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the regionNudest: 190th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 249th in the regionLargest Populations: 263rd in the regionMost Influential: 295th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 298th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 320th in the regionSafest: 423rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 451st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, communists in HUElavia note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : HUElavia endorsed The Peripherals of Paranoia.
  • : HUElavia was endorsed by The Peripherals of Paranoia.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : HUElavia was endorsed by The Free Land of Mustedorriti.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in HUElavia, the government is flooded with compensation requests.


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