The State of Idoho is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch James I with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.134 billion Idohoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idoho City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Idohoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,697 trillion Idohoas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,746 Idohoas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 962,003 per year while the poor average 17,587, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

The five second rule has been amended to the five minute rule, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and the nation is in the international closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Idoho's national animal is the Idohoan Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Idohoan National Church.

Idoho is ranked 309,710^th in the world and 14^th in Zentari for Most Cultured, scoring -43 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.