The Empire of Imperium Rus-Germania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Alexander with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.861 billion Rus-Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rus-German economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,140 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing numbers of children in Imperium Rus-Germania have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperium Rus-Germania's national animal is the Pheonix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Imperium Rus-Germania is ranked 20,450^th in the world and 64^th in United Kingdom for Safest, scoring 113.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.