Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 40 million |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | hyena |
The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic is a small, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40 million New Amerikan Republicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.
The all-consuming New Amerikan Republician economy, worth 3.53 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,339 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 499,991 per year while the poor average 7,647, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.
Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Amerikan Republic's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
New Amerikan Republic is ranked 267,075th in the world and 5,095th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 12.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Amerikan Republic was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Following new legislation in New Amerikan Republic, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in New Amerikan Republic, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in New Amerikan Republic, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in New Amerikan Republic, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
- : New Amerikan Republic was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
- : New Amerikan Republic was endorsed by The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan.
- : Following new legislation in New Amerikan Republic, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in New Amerikan Republic, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant.
- : Following new legislation in New Amerikan Republic, sleeping on the job is recommended.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 184 » Great Scapula, Haya-Nagatoro, Zheng Fa, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Fasire, West Khazana Finsstan, Vimoraland, Zanforadon, Hazahmkong, Poguelands, Tepertopia, Illyanisches Demokratische Republik, Nova Montron, Ordogomenistan, Afria Thebel, Differences-In-Differences, Southern Numenor, No moking, The Two Jerseys, Donauvolk, Inner Albania, A Place Somewhere, Farelonia, Tigrulia, Havenwelle, Isokenzar, Froshar, Nyitrai, Curlyhoward, Ostavaria, The Solar System Scope, Springwalla, Gonthavnor, Bawkie, New-Javarra, Republic of Rhode Island, Serpleddyland, BEEstreetz, Drystar, Sporaltryus, Vespurg, Eriaco, Stingoistic Jates, America Gone Wrong, Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, North Harave, and 134 others.Linden Oak, Russo-bydliya, Emiton, Pede Cattus, Karmasia, Cypheri, Imperium Sempiternum, Jehenna, Chernaya Zvezda, Gdfsg land, Gymnostan, Ebonhand, Rebel-topia, Soem, Detroxia, Of the european socialist republics, Dakalian, The Blue Hope, Democates, Amerinsca, Anchors Islands, Mercian Legions, Wisdomland2029, Karlsburgh, Lilli Lands, The Weirdo, Aurcania, Mythora, Ferristia, Volaworand, Goldnation, Dun Frest, Kiasu-ism, New Anterea, Beneti, Cofrosia, Skwar, Agora Highland, Eastern Doncaster, Zaelith, Nowa Europa, United States of Belvaria, Nomayuki, Itani, Amerion, Arscanesia, Skaladoria, Rad Asia, Aquila Audax, Outer Plains, Explodeingtnt, Hadrex, Las Filipina, Venezia Pacifica, Baxingtull, Tanyaland, Peoples East Aliska, Espiritual, Bleakfoot, New Xartoia, Diuturnitas, Stelmund, Nill Vill, Hacrela, Doundaly, United Allied Systems Nations, Tvania, Like whatever, Eritria, Qadiworka, Lupusterra, Blondiesland, Vertruse, Swenfia 2, Uvalor, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Upper Ryu Lorty, Morian, Unielvan Millorvium, Pamela And Hepatitis, Anglimerica, Maeiland, Antarctic Empires, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Tahiron, Ferrumetlapis, New Maxta, Meglomania, Walloonia, Kholdan, Shefino, Asarana, Gitlok, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, Genoxelande, Avastotz, Los Lonley Boys, Sautu, Forearza, ANuadh, North Kanuckistan, The real Ireland, Meirenyu, Eden Novae, Novovaritsya, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Silvalbia, Bohenia, Eleuthelrium, Greater Lamero, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Mittero, USNE2018, Ancient Slobovia, Eastern Juble Lux, HawkoFon, Nordrune, Belschaft, Great Andora, Anarco Argentina, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Yellunstryer, Great Lothian, Thanitharia, Corpoterra, Kalilola, Siberia union, Seyja, Lyautesie, Mardunia, Calistan, 7 Trees, and Corthsri.