The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 168 million Haya-Nagatoroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 13.6 trillion pengins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,827 pengins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spies caught in Haya-Nagatoro are never heard from again, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Haya-Nagatoroan pensions, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 50,848^th in the world and 879^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 38.53 kickbacks per hour.