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The Federal Arsenal of Izhmash

“Si vis pacem, para bellum”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Lazarus

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Izhmash

Population25.787 billion

CapitalIzhevsk
LeaderThe Supreme Soviet of Izhmash
FaithSecular

CurrencyAK 74M
AnimalPolar Bear

The Federal Arsenal of Izhmash is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet of Izhmash with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.787 billion Izhmashians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izhevsk. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Izhmashian economy, worth a remarkable 4,162 trillion AK 74Ms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,400 AK 74Ms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Izhevsk to enjoy their national art, and nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izhmash's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular.

Izhmash is ranked 4,292nd in the world and 247th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.24 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,916thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,909thLowest Crime Rates: 4,292ndMost Primitive: 4,425thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,321stLargest Populations: 7,080thSafest: 7,307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,696thSmartest Citizens: 10,018thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,081stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,159thLargest Governments: 10,361stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,195thMost Secular: 12,067thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,290thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,315thHealthiest Citizens: 13,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,316thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 16,387thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,392ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,167thMost Efficient Economies: 23,782ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,431st
Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionLargest Populations: 283rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 325th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionSafest: 424th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Governments: 600th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 616th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 668th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 669th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 743rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 856th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 860th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 913th in the regionMost Cultured: 923rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,084th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,117th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Izhmash was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Izhmash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Izhmash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Izhmash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Izhmash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Izhmash's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Izhmash's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Izhmash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Izhmash's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Izhmash's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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