The Republic of Jajan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Morv with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 18.742 billion Jajans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centre Port. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jajan economy, worth a remarkable 2,464 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,520 Polar Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many aides in Morv's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Jajan surveillance, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and Violet blesses the rains down in Arctic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jajan's national animal is the Space whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is some cult.

Jajan is ranked 193,908^th in the world and 23^rd in Arctic for Fattest Citizens, with 9.44 Obesity Rate.