The Empire Strikes Back of Kajok is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.733 billion Kajokians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bold City. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Kajokian economy, worth 228 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 9,633 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Charity no longer begins at home, The Emperor has just been declared ruler of Kajok in an international press conference, school uniforms are compulsory, and a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kajok's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Sith.

Kajok is ranked 120,110^th in the world and 1^st in Jedi vs Sith for Most Primitive, scoring -34.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.