The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.527 billion Kanyctans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 824 trillion Savoys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,291 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanycta is ranked 312,107^th in the world and 540^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.