The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.884 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,245 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,061 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, the new one Valy coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 155,532^nd in the world and 3,427^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 620.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.