Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 3.52 billion |
Capital | The Abundant Waters of Southern Oceans |
Leader | The Pod of the Immortal 8 Matriarch Orca |
Faith | Imprisoning Humans in their Own Bathtubs |
Currency | Salmonidae |
Animal | Captive Human Trapped in a Bathtub |
The Matriarchy of Sgaana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Pod of the Immortal 8 Matriarch Orca with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 3.52 billion Orca are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Abundant Waters of Southern Oceans. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Giga-Pod economy, worth 360 trillion Salmonidaes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,405 Salmonidaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
White chocolate is neither chocolate nor food, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sgaana's national animal is the Captive Human Trapped in a Bathtub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imprisoning Humans in their Own Bathtubs.
Sgaana is ranked 290,337th in the world and 5,452nd in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -29.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sgaana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Sgaana was endorsed by The Kingdom of Butuni.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 232 » Wehraboos, Tepertopia, Saciu, Land Without Shrimp, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Altnavia, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Goldnation, Arscanesia, Amerion, Bonobiana, The Worst army of, Aurcania, Farengeto, Isokenzar, Curlyhoward, Yellunstryer, The Solar System Scope, Rebel-topia, Darakin, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Doraya, Myhomecountry, Jehenna, Drystar, Unojo, Nowa Europa, Tsunamy, Skaladoria, Fasire, Zanforadon, New Anterea, The Two Jerseys, Havenfell, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ugranda, Nova Montron, Zaelith, Shefino, Soem, Linden Oak, Abarri, Kiasu-ism, Itani, A leftover country, and 182 others.Southern Numenor, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dakalian, Jammlandia, Dereistic, USNE2018, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, The Ginger Lands, Rad Asia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Chernaya Zvezda, Privatore, Nomayuki, Bavaristan, Land of Mari, No moking, Dun Frest, Antarctic Empires, Ancient Slobovia, Venezia Pacifica, New Bulacan, Imperium Sempiternum, Sumina, Voiders, Sautu, Pamela And Hepatitis, Myness, Dausuva, United States of Belvaria, Freedoom, Calistan, Menesynchro, Gymnostan, Centia Deran, PsiCorps, Ostavaria, America Gone Wrong, Kanatian Percocet, Walloonia, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Nill Vill, Of the european socialist republics, Atomic Garden, North Kanuckistan, Holy Free, Lynxaion, Tvania, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Valles Stellarum, Unielvan Millorvium, ARIAPOLIS01, Estival, Los Lonley Boys, Sanden, Froshar, Ebonhand, Noire Denholm, PenguinPies, Farelonia, The Woragopiria, Great Lothian, Kazhinskia, Seythennia, Sporaltryus, Doundaly, Gorklibunsond, West Pastafaria, Arlandias, Khnomania, New Maxta, North Pernambuco, Arhanistan, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Nova Rhodia, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Banieltopia, The Haughtherlands, Martzbrieg, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Hacrela, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Tanyaland, Cerespasia, Greater Lamero, Signar, Gonthavnor, Great Scapula, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Amerinsca, Mizuni, Havenwelle, Ferristia, New-Javarra, Republic of Rhode Island, The real Ireland, Afria Thebel, Yomer, Purisect, Flaking, Bloonation, Aquila Audax, Blondiesland, Pabtlau, Siberia union, Ferrumetlapis, Azyque, Koros, Tigrulia, Eritria, Kaoia, Ferfulesse, Astriva, Great Ostanian Republic, Dimplingpie, Ekrixia, Al Madhaa, Jarilon, West Khazana Finsstan, Kringalia, Canmore, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Tioloman, The Weirdo, Greater Pardonia, Corpoterra, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Purestan, Springwalla, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Aodhan, Bogani, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Jontum, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Eriaco, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Sedunn, 7 Trees, Poguelands, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Meglomania, Marre, SharttingToepia, New Amerikan Republic, Amerikanisches Imperium, Tribe of Dan, Mercian Legions, and Butuni.