Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 4.628 billion |
Capital | Sugus |
Leader | the people |
Faith | Idiocy |
Currency | euro |
Animal | lion |
The Free Land of Sumina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.628 billion Suminans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sugus. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Suminan economy, worth 934 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 201,840 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
It's been a banner year for local vexillology, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and the Suminan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sumina's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Idiocy.
Sumina is ranked 85,324th in the world and 1,478th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,499.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sumina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Sumina, the Suminan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Sumina, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in Sumina, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
- : Following new legislation in Sumina, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Sumina, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
- : Following new legislation in Sumina, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in Sumina, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Sumina, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
- : Sumina voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 142 » Beblahbleblo, Ever Testing, Tepertopia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Arscanesia, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Chernaya Zvezda, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Wehraboos, Aidenfieeld, Tsunamy, Amerion, PenguinPies, Ebonhand, Kringalia, Great Lothian, Farengeto, ARIAPOLIS01, Drystar, The Haughtherlands, Kiasu-ism, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Altnavia, Saciu, Tvania, Abarri, Nomayuki, Ugranda, The Worst army of, Marnrio, Estival, America Gone Wrong, Goldnation, Holy Free, Aurcania, Sgaana, Dun Frest, Valles Stellarum, Curlyhoward, Privatore, Skaladoria, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Bonobiana, Ostavaria, and 92 others.Eritria, Pepoland, Kazhinskia, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Empire of Pekoland, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Hacrela, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Two Jerseys, Isokenzar, Myhomecountry, Zanforadon, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Great Scapula, Venezia Pacifica, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Yugarritia, North Kanuckistan, Farelonia, Froshar, Imperium Sempiternum, Dakalian, Atomic Garden, Bohenia, Seyja, Gonthavnor, Jehenna, Maeiland, Purisect, No moking, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Sordandia, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Purestan, Eastern Doncaster, Legosia, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Aodhan, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Greater Pardonia, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Mercian Legions, Eastern Juble Lux, Bogani, North Harave, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, United Allied Systems Nations, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Poguelands, Mardunia, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Meirenyu, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Gwandalis, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Marre, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, and Meglomania.