The Holy Empire of King Waldorff is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.128 billion King Waldorffians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.3%.

The frighteningly efficient King Waldorffian economy, worth 451 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,446 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, black gold is looking more brown these days, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Waldorff's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

King Waldorff is ranked 250,366^th in the world and 45^th in One big Island for Fattest Citizens, with 7.4 Obesity Rate.