The People's Republic of Kitchen Nation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PhilmacFLy with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.057 billion Kitcheners enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitchen City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitchener economy, worth a remarkable 3,624 trillion Kitchencoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,496 Kitchencoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, students do more community service than homework, and the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters. Crime is totally unknown. Kitchen Nation's national animal is the Platypuss, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitchen Nation is ranked 289,763^rd in the world and 1,366^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.29 kickbacks per hour.