The Neo-Sovereignty of Klobos is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Mother Madison with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.735 billion Klobosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newve. The average income tax rate is 33.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Klobosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion Charges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 192,362 Charges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The doctor has cold hands, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime is totally unknown. Klobos's national animal is the Jellyfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Klobos is ranked 154,269^th in the world and 361^st in NationStates for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 421.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.