The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.776 billion Mikes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient the Will of Mike economy, worth a remarkable 8,852 trillion Kisses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 217,102 Kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, Mike panders to nontraditional families, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, and street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner. Crime is totally unknown. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikeswill is ranked 15,026^th in the world and 133^rd in NationStates for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,901.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.