The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 36.45 billion Will of Mike hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient the Will of Mike economy, worth a remarkable 6,621 trillion Kisses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is an impressive 181,663 Kisses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to the Will of Mike politicians, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikeswill is ranked 11,053^rd in the world and 185^th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 1,365.90352165452 Days.