The MikesHope Essence of Mikeswill is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.874 billion Will of Mike hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient the Will of Mike economy, worth a remarkable 5,630 trillion Kisses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,455 Kisses, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Many are questioning Mike wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, students abandon classrooms for online education, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Mikeswill. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikeswill's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Mikeswill is ranked 1,694^th in the world and 10^th in NationStates for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,447.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.