The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harvard with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.564 billion Northern Zorbrasnkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Zorbrasnkan economy, worth 464 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,438 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", Arcadia's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Zorbrasnka's national animal is the gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Northern Zorbrasnka is ranked 114,835^th in the world and 2,547^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,875.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.