The United Socialist Republic of The Sinclarian Provinces is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jeviah Leznov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.513 billion Sinclarians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gracemeria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sinclarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,187 trillion Setés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 522,107 Setés, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of The Sinclarian Provinces are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the Golden Eagle is a protected species, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sinclarian Provinces's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Sinclarian Provinces is ranked 5,151^st in the world and 97^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,337.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.