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The Nomadic Peoples of Kriegiersien

“There are different shades of crazy.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Balder

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Kriegiersien

Population14.467 billion

CapitalSchoenwetter
LeaderTimey

Currencyshiny things
Animalscorpion

The Nomadic Peoples of Kriegiersien is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Timey with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.467 billion Kriegiersiens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schoenwetter. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriegiersienian economy, worth a remarkable 3,452 trillion shiny things a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 238,673 shiny things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Kriegiersien's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kriegiersien is ranked 22,853rd in the world and 274th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 597.71417996268 Days.

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Nudest: 426thLargest Black Market: 1,077thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,547thHighest Economic Output: 2,756thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,271stHighest Average Incomes: 3,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,560thLargest Retail Industry: 4,283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,406thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,437thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,556thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,901stRudest Citizens: 5,263rdMost Armed: 6,691stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7,924thMost Secular: 8,063rdMost Cultured: 8,639thLargest Populations: 10,968thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,616thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,939thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,044thMost Developed: 12,359thMost Influential: 12,773rdMost Inclusive: 13,132ndLargest Governments: 13,172nd
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Nudest: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 215th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 226th in the regionRudest Citizens: 229th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 241st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 242nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 274th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 308th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Armed: 353rd in the regionMost Secular: 374th in the regionMost Cultured: 448th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 453rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 454th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 505th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriegiersien, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.

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