The Royal Confederation of Krionik is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tanya Petrovic with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.506 billion Kriosaivaks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Industry and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vazgorod. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Krionikian economy, worth 425 trillion Mazyrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,721 Mazyrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Krionik's national animal is the Raven and its national religion is Trostrukai.

Krionik is ranked 125,704^th in the world and 2,731^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 71.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.