The Free Land of Kuerhyedeenistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Erruhán Manoyko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.776 billion Kuers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uyeapea. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kuerhyedeenistanian economy, worth 798 trillion Giehtielas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,729 Giehtielas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, government expenses are beyond compare, and people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuerhyedeenistan's national animal is the Pirí, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuerhyedeenistan is ranked 20,572^nd in the world and 3^rd in Council of Constructed Languages for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.27 law-abiding acts per hour.