The Working People's Republic of KuLuxi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by National Committee of Workers' Represent with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.777 billion KuLuxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wuhu. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient KuLuxian economy, worth 755 trillion divs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,227 divs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KuLuxi's national animal is the KuLuxi Timberwolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KuLuxi is ranked 3,122^nd in the world and 155^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,419.31 on the Clooney Contribution Index.