The Awesomeness of Kyle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Great Leader Kyle with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 32.383 billion Kyles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyle. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kyle economy, worth 961 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,679 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, third world countries are rich in "I Love Kyle" t-shirts, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyle's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyle is ranked 293,416^th in the world and 5^th in Kyle for Highest Average Incomes, with 29,679.18 Standard Monetary Units.