The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 32.686 billion KypsCrewians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,172 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 127,663 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, cities in KypsCrew declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and towns are often run by puppets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.

KypsCrew is ranked 1,477^th in the world and 49^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 154.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.