The Democratic Republic of La Sangre subio is a huge, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 444 million La Sangre subioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving La Sangre subioan economy, worth 34.1 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 76,704 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Sangre subio's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

La Sangre subio is ranked 16,535^th in the world and 87^th in Conch Kingdom for Nicest Citizens, with 24.99 average smiles per day.