The Herd of Land of Llama is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Llandon with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 16.762 billion Llamites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Llami. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Land of Llaman economy, worth 981 trillion Sweaters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,571 Sweaters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Land of Llama's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land of Llama is ranked 104,682^nd in the world and 1,433^rd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.32 law-abiding acts per hour.