The Commonwealth of Lendonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mother of the People with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 17.718 billion Lendonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lendonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion Lendites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 94,531 Lendites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, populations of two-headed Necromancers have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lendonia's national animal is the Necromancer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lendonia is ranked 18,960^th in the world and 990^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,036.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.