The Federal Republic of Lerosia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 618 million Lerosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leropolis. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.

The all-consuming Lerosian economy, worth 71.4 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,453 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and the new one guilder coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lerosia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lerosia is ranked 265,569^th in the world and 5^th in Barovia for Most Primitive, scoring -215.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.